I’m a {insert your Zodiac sign} and here’s how you deal with me!
Aries (March 21-April 19) – I deal with all challenges bravely and without fear. Dynamo is my middle name and I act on impulse. Do not get me upset because I am aggressive and headstrong. My libido is high, and I don’t mind a strong partner.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) – I love my possessions, values are important to me, and I value my own opinion. I am conscious of beauty, very sensual and I love my food. Don’t get me wrong, I am materialistic if I have to be, but also grounded and relaxed when I am with the right person.
Gemini (May 21-June 20) – I will get into your mind without you even knowing it. I can charm you with my wittiness and versatile attitude in a heartbeat. I am changeable and in need of constant stimulation. If you can’t keep up with me, it’s your loss!
Cancer (June21-July 22) – My feelings for you are deep and I care for you a lot. Do not let me down because I’ll get cranky and heartbroken. I am old fashioned and tenacious, and intimacy is very important to me.
Leo (July 23-August 22) – I have to express myself creatively and in an extraordinary way. I know how to set up a romantic liaison and give you my all. My ego is huge – but so is my heart. I am simply sensational (and playful to boot:).
Virgo (August 23-September 22) – I will be at your service and take care of you. Maybe I am overly critical and suspicious, but I will give you my undivided attention. Pleasing you is my intention, because that is important to me.
Libra (September 23- October 23) – I strive to make relationships works. I will gracefully consider your offer and make sure we are both satisfied. I love beauty and beautiful stuff, so make sure you are sophisticated and inventive. You will need to have good manners too.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21) – I will bewitch you with my probing eyes, and you will feel my intensity flowing through your blood stream. I am mysterious, enigmatic, and possessive. If I fall apart, I’ll rebuild myself beyond previous limits and expectations.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21) – I believe I can fly! My positivity will break through the mountains, I will take you to the stars and back in a blink of an eye. I am adventurous and philosophical, grandiose and zealous. Do not ask me what I think of you if you don’t want to know the answer!
Capricorn (December 22- January 19) – I am disciplined and full of structure. I will bring stability into your life in no time. If you are not following my routine you better get organized yourself – I don’t like slobs. My profound sense of stability is what makes me tough.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)– I am a saint and a sinner. You have to be unconventional and daring, like me, for us to click. ‘Originality’ is my middle name. I can be remote and distant at times… but also eccentric and kinky!
Pisces (February 19-March 20) – I am emotional and sympathetic. I love to stay up all night working on my creative endeavours. I definitely don’t like housework or pressure. When I am in love, I will build a bridge across the universe just to see you smiling!
If you could tell your lover who you are, would these star signs define you?
